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New galleries added November 30, 2008
Over the next six months, look for the number of galleries on the site to be drastically reduced. A message brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department of Old Redundant Jokes. Redundant.
DISCLAIMER FOR ALL GALLERIES:
If the shots work, chances are it's thanks to the model. If they don't? Blame the photographer. Better yet, blame your favorite right/left wing conservative/liberal freak/nutjob.
All models were over the age of eighteen at the time they were photographed. Amazingly, they're even older now.
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Is That a Light Saber in Your Pocket? The fucking Alien is more popular than I am. |
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Smoke Gets in Your Pies Smoke. Naked or near-naked woman. Pictures. Recipe. |
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Yes, Vagina, There Is a Sanity Clause Art is often the last thing on my mind during a shoot. |
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Sid Gets Even Luckier Chucky, eat your heart out. No, seriously, you evil fuck, eat your black wooden heart out. |
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Flugelhorn Fallout My heroin. There are some habits you never want to break. |
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The Ties That Bind Now, about that donkey. |
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Starving Artist Sale Get your original Elvis on black velvet while they're still in stock! |
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Nice Save When I've had a case of temporary brain death, it's always nice when someone else can compensate. |
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First and Ten Push it in, push it in, yay team! Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar, all for chicken choking, stand up and holler! |
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Trouser Snake Tango The title and the description in the gallery have something in common. Namely, they have absolutely no bearing on the photos. |
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Nude Photography: A Primer Ever wanted to learn how to do nude photography? Let me tell you the tricks of the trade that only the professionals know! |
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Voyeur's Lament I work and slave over a hot naked woman all day, and what kind of thanks do I get? None. Boo hoo, you don't appreciate me. I'm going home to mother! |
I saw my first nude picture when I was very, very young. I found a secret hiding place under the gun rack where my brothers had hid the first issue of Playboy. The images of Marilyn Monroe were the greatest thing I'd ever seen. By the time I was a teenager, my young brain decided that the absolute coolest job in the world would be to be a photographer for Playboy or Penthouse and get to take pictures of naked people for pay.
Except for the introduction to nudes found in The Great Themes volume of the Time-Life Library of Photography, for probably over 30 years my primary visual references for nudes were men's magazines, strippers and porn. Even more important, though, as I review my work these days? National Lampoon's Foto Funnies from the 70's probably had as much impact as anything else.
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